What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 16:58

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What is your secret to glowing skin?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?